{"id":2834,"date":"2013-02-21T20:07:41","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T04:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottcochrane.com\/?p=2834"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:42:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T13:42:21","slug":"15-proven-strategies-to-drive-your-pastor-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottcochrane.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/21\/15-proven-strategies-to-drive-your-pastor-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Proven Strategies to Drive Your Pastor Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottcochrane.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/18\/15-proven-ways-to-demotivate-your-church-staff\/\">In a recent post<\/a> I outlined 15 ways that a senior pastor can make life miserable for the church staff.<\/p>\n<p>But it goes both ways.<\/p>\n<p>In my years as executive pastor of a large church I also discovered that there are ways that a church staff can drive their senior pastor or executive pastor crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Here are 15 proven strategies that church staff members sometimes use, guaranteed to push their senior pastor to the brink.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottcochrane.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Crazy.jpg\" class=\"btn-image--openpopup figure aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2835\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2835\" title=\"Crazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scottcochrane.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Crazy-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottcochrane.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Crazy-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottcochrane.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Crazy.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re a senior pastor or executive pastor, let this list simply be a chance for you to vent as you recognize some of your own staff\u2019s behaviors.<\/p>\n<p>More importantly, if you\u2019re a member of a church staff and desire to make a positive contribution, make sure you steer clear of these!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Treat \u201coffice hours\u201d more as suggestions or guidelines. Show up only when you really feel like it.<\/li>\n<li>When you report your &#8220;number of hours worked&#8221;, include any church gathering as part of your work week. Even attending weekend services.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t attend the church regularly.<\/li>\n<li>During the work week disappear for hours on end. And don&#8217;t tell anyone where you are.<\/li>\n<li>When it\u2019s time for \u2018all hands on deck\u2019 for a church-wide initiative, be mysteriously absent. Again.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t support the church financially.<\/li>\n<li>Attribute consistently poor ministry results to \u201cSatan\u2019s attacks\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>Refer to church leadership as &#8216;they&#8217;- as in \u201cI&#8217;d like to change our ministry to Thursdays but THEY won&#8217;t let me\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>Schedule your ministry event in direct conflict with a church-wide event.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure you submit your ministry expense report at the last possible moment.<\/li>\n<li>Continue to insist that the only way you can have a successful ministry is to have lots of weekend announcements.<\/li>\n<li>Whine about what you see as preferential treatment other ministry leaders are receiving.<\/li>\n<li>Overspend your budget. Again.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t put anything away after your ministry event. Again.<\/li>\n<li>Sugar-coat ministry results. Even when an initiative is clearly tanking, report on it like there&#8217;s revival breaking out.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>The fact is, even among the most diligent members of a church staff, these bad habits can creep in if you\u2019re not careful.<\/p>\n<p>So be vigilant to ensure these habits don&#8217;t find their way into your approach to work. Not only will your senior pastor be happy, but you\u2019ll find your own ministry run will be a lot more productive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anything you would add to this list?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent post I outlined 15 ways that a senior pastor can make life miserable for the church staff. But it goes both ways. 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